Chuck Norris - oder warum sich Walter wirklich versteckt

Benjamin

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There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.
Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

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Quincy

Ice-Fisher
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
 

Quincy

Ice-Fisher
For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
 

Pasculli

Choleriker
Warum wird der Kerl eigentlich permanent durch den Kakao gezogen?

Er ist und bleibt Karateworldchampion... :fress:

Purer Neid..würd ich sagen.. :floet:
 

Quincy

Ice-Fisher
# Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

# Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.
 

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