Hunting with Dick Cheney

Quincy

Ice-Fisher
CBS' LATE SHOW WITH DAVID LETTERMAN

* "We can't get bin Laden, but we nailed a 78-year-old attorney."

* "Good news, ladies and gentlemen, we have finally located weapons of mass destruction: It's Dick Cheney."

* No. 4 on list of "Top Ten Dick Cheney Excuses" -- "I thought the guy was trying to go 'gay cowboy' on me."

NBC's THE TONIGHT SHOW WITH JAY LENO

* "I think Cheney is starting to lose it. After he shot the guy he screamed, 'Anyone else want to call domestic wiretapping illegal?"'

* "Dick Cheney is capitalizing on this for Valentine's Day. It's the new Dick Cheney cologne. It's called Duck!"

COMEDY CENTRAL'S THE DAILY SHOW WITH JON STEWART

* "Moms, dads, if you're watching right now, I can't emphasize this enough: Do not let your kids go on hunting trips with the vice president. I don't care what kind of lucrative contracts they're trying to land, or energy regulations they're trying to get lifted -- it's just not worth it."

THE DAILY SHOW (ROB CORDDRY)

"The Vice President is standing by his decision to shoot Harry Whittington. Now, according to the best intelligence available, there were quail hidden in the brush. Everyone believed at the time there were quail in the brush. And while the quail turned out to be a 78-year-old man, even knowing that today, Mr. Cheney insists he still would have shot Mr. Whittington in the face."

U.S. SEN. PATRICK LEAHY (news, bio, voting record) (REPORTED BY ROLL CALL NEWSPAPER)

* Cheney in 2004 dismissed Leahy with an highly publicized obscenity during a brief argument in the Senate.

"In retrospect, it looks like I got off easy," Leahy said.

WHITE HOUSE SPOKESMAN SCOTT MCCLELLAN

* McClellan, wearing an orange necktie, previewed a White House appearance of University of Texas Longhorn Football team, which wears orange jerseys: "The orange that they're wearing is not because they're concerned that the vice president may be there -- although that's why I'm wearing it."

FLORIDA GOV. JEB BUSH

* While wearing a bright orange political sticker: "I'm a little concerned that Dick Cheney is going to walk in."
 

Quincy

Ice-Fisher
BROKE BACK MOUNTAIN GROCERY LIST 1962


Weekly Grocery List for Ennis Del Mar and Jack Twist
Summer, 1962

WEEK ONE
Beans
Bacon
Coffee
Whiskey

WEEK TWO
Beans
Ham
Coffee
Whiskey

WEEK THREE
Beans
Bacon
Coffee
Whiskey
K-Y

WEEK FOUR
Beans
Pancetta
Coffee (espresso grind)
Whiskey
2 tubes K-Y

WEEK FIVE
Fresh Fava beans
Jasmine rice
Prosciutto, approx. 8 ounces, thinly sliced
Medallions of veal
Porcini mushrooms
1/2 pint of heavy whipping cream
1 Cub Scout uniform, size 42 long
5-6 bottles good Chardonnay
1 large bottle Astro-glide

WEEK SIX
Yukon Gold potatoes
Heavy whipping cream
Asparagus (very thin)
Eggs
Lemons
Gruyere cheese (well aged)
Walnuts
Arugula
Butter
Olive oil
Balsamic vinegar
6 yards white silk organdy
6 yards pale ivory taffeta
Case of Chardonnay
Large tin Crisco
 

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BROKE BACK MOUNTAIN GROCERY LIST 1962


Weekly Grocery List for Ennis Del Mar and Jack Twist
Summer, 1962

WEEK ONE
Beans
Bacon
Coffee
Whiskey

WEEK TWO
Beans
Ham
Coffee
Whiskey

WEEK THREE
Beans
Bacon
Coffee
Whiskey
K-Y

WEEK FOUR
Beans
Pancetta
Coffee (espresso grind)
Whiskey
2 tubes K-Y

WEEK FIVE
Fresh Fava beans
Jasmine rice
Prosciutto, approx. 8 ounces, thinly sliced
Medallions of veal
Porcini mushrooms
1/2 pint of heavy whipping cream
1 Cub Scout uniform, size 42 long
5-6 bottles good Chardonnay
1 large bottle Astro-glide

WEEK SIX
Yukon Gold potatoes
Heavy whipping cream
Asparagus (very thin)
Eggs
Lemons
Gruyere cheese (well aged)
Walnuts
Arugula
Butter
Olive oil
Balsamic vinegar
6 yards white silk organdy
6 yards pale ivory taffeta
Case of Chardonnay
Large tin Crisco
Schrieb man bei Sport1 früher nicht immer:"Up" oder "rauf damit" :zwinker3:
Kann mich zumindest noch tewas dran erinnern! :hammer:
 

Quincy

Ice-Fisher
RealSyria schrieb:
sag mal was schaust du dir idR im US-TV/PPV an... (Serien,Shows,Late-Night etc.)

Meinst Du ich hab nix Besseres zu tun um die Uhrzeit, als Late-Night Jokes abzutippen? Funny Bone :zwinker3:

standard email joke, dachte passt ganz gut
 

Quincy

Ice-Fisher
neo1968 schrieb:
I speak English very well, but not on Oimer voll, verschdehsch?
:schimpf: :schimpf:
:rotwerd:

Aha....mit Deutsch klappts auch nicht so gut :zwinker3:

Spass beiseite, war ziemlich unsportlich von mir, mich ueber sowas lustig zu machen, aber bei dem "gestohlenem Pferd" (btw. that would be stolen not stealed) musst ich zugreifen. :zwinker3:
 
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